The Day I Ceased To Exist.

and i’m no good for you anyway i’m too neurotic too self-absorbed too selfish and you’re too pure your soul is too pure and next to it mine is soiled and filthy and grey. i’m a mess of emotions they spill from me like the geysers at the hot springs that we will never see together. you call me and say are you okay did i upset you did i devastate you i don’t want to hurt you. and i bite the inside of my cheek and i say no i’m not upset i’m not hurt i’m not devastated. i’m not i’m not i’m not. i am nothing. without you i don’t exist. i hang up the phone and cease to exist.

Marital Bliss.

I could never marry somebody who doesn’t share at least some of my passions.

I’m stubborn, opinionated, and strong-willed enough for a thousand armies. While I understand that is a lot to handle with, I also don’t think you should apply for this sort of job if you feel under-qualified because sooner or later one of us is going to know something isn’t working.

I’ll give you the best friend you never had. I’ll give you a heart so big you can hardly hold it. I’ll give you understanding and loyalty like you never knew you needed.

But there are four men in my life you never try to take down and you never try to talk me away from: my dad, Elvis, Sinatra, and James Bond.

Because let’s face it. Sometimes they can’t make anything better than the originals and a girl’s gotta love her vintage. They say diamond’s are a girl’s best friend. These men are mine.